Dessert Quotes

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

~ David Mamet

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

~ Bill Watterson

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.

~ Fernando Pessoa

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists.

~ Leslie Moak Murray

But I, when I undress meEach night, upon my kneesWill ask the Lord to bless meWith apple-pie and cheese.

~ Eugene Field

Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.

~ Carl Hiaasen

I wasn't going to have dessert, but it was right there, all gooey and sweet. It's like sex. I mean, when it's right there, what are you supposed to do? I wasn't going to have that either--sex--with my parents bunking in the office, but, well, it was right there.I'll tolerate the gooey and sweet, Peabody, but I'm not thinking about you having sex with McNab, especially in the same sentence as 'my parents.'I think they had sex, too.Eve struggled not to wince or twitch. Do you want me to kick you down four flights of steps and make you walk up again?I'd probably bounce all the way down, too, with all this gooey and sweet in my butt. So I guess not.Good choice.

~ J.d. Robb

What goes on between a man and his missus is nobody's business, especially where desert toppin's involved.

~ Tanya Huff

Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert

~ Josh Stern

I am starting to think that maybe memories are like this dessert. I eat it, and it becomes a part of me, whether I remember it later or not.

~ Erica Bauermeister

Dessert is to a meal what a dress is to a woman.

~ Béatrice Peltre

And when all of the flourless chocolate cakes & chocolate mousse or ganache cakes have come and gone, there will still be nothing like a fudgy brownie, dry & crackled on top, moist & dense within, with a glass of cold milk.

~ Richard Sax

When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg.

~ Snoop Dogg

I should have asked why any room in the house was better than home to me when she entered it, and barren as a desert when she went out again—why I always noticed and remembered the little changes in her dress that I had noticed and remembered in no other woman’s before—why I saw her, heard her, and touched her (when we shook hands at night and morning) as I had never seen, heard, and touched any other woman in my life?

~ Wilkie Collins

If you are not appetisers, main course and dessert, you are dating the wrong diner...

~ Virginia Alison

I was thinking of murder, mutilation and dessert like Ignacia Sandoval’s instructions for delectable empanadas made of minced mother-in-law’s tongue (said to induce peace and harmony in your household), or the gonads of your cheating husband (a savory dish to add spice to your lovemaking).

~ Sandra Ramos O'briant

Just about every available female--and some unavailable--seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels.

~ Kelly Moran

I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.

~ Sarah Ockler

As one who appreciated the tragic side of eating, it seemed to him that anything other than fruit for dessert implied a reprehensible frivolity, and cakes in particular ended up annihilating the flavour of quiet sadness that must be allowed to linger at the end of a great culinary performance.

~ Manuel Vázquez Montalbán

Only those who will love longer than they expected to can truly love pecan pie, which doesn't explain its status as death rows most requested last dessert, or why chopped pecans, corn syrup, directions from the Karo bottle's cherry-red side are what mercy taste like to some. But there you have it.

~ Kate Lebo

Hugo planned a five-course meal: smoked duck, oyster stew, roast beef with mashed yams, a salad of apples with beets and blue cheese, then chocolate banana cream pie. Rich, rich, and richer still. Ben made pitchers of martinis and set aside thirty-five bottles of a tried-and-true Napa cabernet, pure purple velvet, and an Oregonian pinot gris, grassy and effervescent.

~ Julia Glass