Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!
~ Bill Watterson
I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?
I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
It would be the height of absurdity to label ignorance tempered by humility faith!(Institutio III.2.3)
~ John Calvin
True wisdom consists in two things: Knowledge of God and Knowledge of Self.
I’m trying to decide whether to tell you two to get a room or go barf in the trash can,” Emma said. “I’m leaning toward the second choice. You are both getting way too weird. And gross.”Cal barked out a laugh and slid his fingers down my arm to entwine with mine. His touch, and Emma’s comments, only made me blush more. Looks like Emma saw Cal lick my face after all. Now that wasn’t awkward or anything.
~ E.j. Stevens
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
No man that ever lived, not John Calvin himself, ever asserted either original sin, or justification by faith, in more strong, more clear and express terms, than Arminius has done.
~ John Wesley
I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.
