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Reality continues to ruin my life.

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Calvin And Hobbes Humor Life

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Calvin And Hobbes Humor Life

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Calvin And Hobbes Funny Humor Lemons Life

Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Calvin And Hobbes Humor

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Calvin And Hobbes Dumb Humor Information School

Calvin:It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?Television: ...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Calvin And Hobbes Karl Marx Philosophy Television

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Calvin And Hobbes Comic Education Funny School

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin

~ Bill Watterson

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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long.

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Calvin And Hobbes Dreams

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Advice Calvin And Hobbes Humor

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Animals Bill Watterson Calvin And Hobbes Hugs

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Calvin And Hobbes Guilt

I'm a misunderstood genius.What's misunderstood?Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Calvin And Hobbes Genius Misunderstood

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

~ Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson Bad Day Calvin And Hobbes Luck

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

~ Bill Watterson

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