When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

~ Bill Watterson

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I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

~ Ron White

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As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, sour auras! The good thing is that if you don't want to be a lemon, you don't have to be! Just don't let those lemons rub themselves all over you! And you don't even have to save them! Let lemons be lemons! One of the most important things that I have ever learned, is that I don't have to save people.

~ C. Joybell C.

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Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

~ Cathy Guisewite

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When life hands you lemons, get yourself some limes because life can't be trusted.

~ #Name?

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When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an entire franchise! Or you could just stay on the Destiny Bus and drink lemonade someone else has made, from a can.

~ Anthon St. Maarten

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Says Momma: “I got handed lemons, too, y’know but I learned how to make lemonade with them… No one ever told me I had to add sugar but that’s life for you. It ain’t sweet.

~ Elizabeth Flock

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When life throws a lemon at you, you throw it straight back at life and miss completely. That's my logic.

~ Anonymous

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When life gives you lemons, sell them and buy a pineapple. How to better your life 101.

~ Davin Turney

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Lemons. He liked lemons. They made you make funny faces when you bit them, and a very, very long way in the future there was a really amazing planet where they'd evolved into people and lived in harmony with a variety of hyper-intelligent bee. Evolution. Thousands and thousands of years of tiny changes could turn little burning sparks of chemistry into people, into monsters and angels and even human beings.

~ Nick Harkaway

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When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprika and dip some lobster in it!

~ Stuart J. Scesney

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When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprik and dip some lobster in it!

~ Stuart J. Scesney

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When life gives you lemons...add melted butter , toasted paprike and dip some lobster in it!

~ Stuart J. Scesney

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It’s like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after.

~ Kellyn Roth

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and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks.

~ Douglas Adams

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When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade. Lemonade is for losers. Make orange juice instead.

~ Neshialy S.

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