The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are the ones who get to clean up all the poop (stains and toilet bowl swirls included) that is provided by every family member living in the house until they die.
~ Heather Chapple
Life is my greatest enemy.
~ Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff
You are all made of real poop.
~ Anne Frank
Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette
~ Josh Stern
Dogs are angels full of poop.
~ Oliver Gaspirtz
Sticking a straw up your butt won't get rid of the constipation.
~ Jess H
People die and starve every day, but look on the bright side. Lower population.
~ Stephen David Mcgoughan-Matthews
This was a true pants-pooping moment.
~ Dinah Katt
