Dating Quotes

Sometimes a girl needs to be told what a guy feels, rather than trying to decipher the signs.

~ Hilary Grossman

Courtship is the time for sowing those seeds which grow up ten years later into domestic hatred.

~ C.s. Lewis

It is easier to lie to yourself than hear others tell you that tell you that you are a fool.

~ Hilary Grossman

disappointment is devastating, even if it’s something that you didn’t really expect to occur.

~ Hilary Grossman

When we reach our highest potential, we will find our highest love.

~ Jennifer Ott

A true champion of love and sport wears it proudly in all aspects of life.

~ Jennifer Ott

I've always had a thing for Carmyn Rafferty. She carries herself as a reserved and proper woman, but I see a tension in her. A slight glitch in some of her movements lets me know she's aching to be liberated. She wants to let go. In a way she never has. A way she's afraid to get too close to. Her boyfriend's obviously never been able to take her there.I could, though.Maybe that's what has always kept me drawn to her. She wouldn't just be another lay to me. I'd be breaking her in, kind of like taming a horse, but I'd be setting her free.

~ Angeline Kace

Fellowship is a Christianspeak for flirt with unsuccessfully.

~ Kevin Roose

Maybe love is something we’re meant to say casually and not regard as a prize from a treasure chest that a person earns.

~ Jen Glantz

She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn’t really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean.

~ Hilary Grossman

A breakup is a loss to both parties, not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit across from another dateless loser with a laptop, it still doesn't look like you're working--it looks like you're playing Battleship.

~ Bill Maher

Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I understand we'll be attending your friend Miss Worthington's Christmas ball. Perhaps I'll find a suitable-- which is to say wealthy-- wife among the ladies attending.And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent.

~ Libba Bray

Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Dating isn't a natural need, it is a social want.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I tried to think of what my father would tell me. 'Don't let any boy give you shit.' But he'd never said how we should go about preventing this.

~ Joyce Maynard

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Thursday, the-night-of-the-date, comes and goes, leaving a school bus tire track across Desi's heart, fear abrading her mind until she can think of nothing except what the future will be like if something develops between her dad and Libby.

~ Sara Stark

If every lover was treated like they matter — everyday, valentine’s day wouldn’t be so 'special.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A love triangle is a threesome delayed.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

First we must understand that all of the world's deceptions flow from the belief that love is primarily for the fulfillment and comfort of the self. The world poisons love by focusing first and foremost on meeting one's own needs.Christ taught that love is not for the fulfillment of the self but for the Glory of God and the food of others. True love is selfless. It gives, it sacrifices, it dies to its own needs.

~ Joshua Harris

A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana