Dragons Quotes

Toads are to dragons what carrots are to unicorns.

~ Ness Kingsley

I've stolen books. They're the only thing worth taking that don't belong to you.

~ Sully Tarnish

The best thought any writer ever come up with is of having a world with Dragons.

~ Viraj J. Mahajan

When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.

~ Bryan Fields

When I look at my bookcase and see the books upon the shelves, I think to myself, There is a God.

~ Sully Tarnish

Men may act as cruelly as dragons, but dragons will never act as men do.

~ Steven Poore

A female dragon’s tail is of the utmost importance to her. Male dragons find them irresistible. After all where do you think the term ‘Getting some tail’ came from?

~ Sully Tarnish

What is a fantasy map but a space beyond which There Be Dragons?

~ Terry Pratchett

Kimaria smirked and placed her hands behind her back. “Come now. It doesn’t have to come to that. Violence is so beneath us.” “No, it isn’t,” said Helianthus at once.“Well . . . it is beneath me,” the high queen said and touched a hand to her chest. “Unlike you, I am civilized. I wear shoes and I have a last name.” They watched as she eased into a chair. She crossed one leg over the other, folded her arms, and regarded them calmly. “Aren’t you the least bit curious as to how I snatched the famed Nineveh Atvaris from our dark past? You can’t be that boring.

~ Ash Gray

She believed in magic—the magic of places, the magic of people, the magic of coincidences, serendipity, and fortune. She enjoyed wandering through the world with the open mind and curiosity of a four-year-old child. In her world the mystical, mythical, and magical inhabited the same space and time as the ordinary and the practical. At Bethesda Terrace, she always felt close to a source of magic and creativity. It was as if she was tapping into the place where dragons, angels, gods, sorceresses, and demons came to life.

~ Jamie Le Fay

Never accept help from a dragon. Dragons do not offer help. They offer fate.

~ Steven Poore

I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.

~ Bryan Fields

Remember, there were dragons long before men came into the world. Why, it was none other than The Great Dragons of Yore who invented the idea of knighthood. Yes, yes, that’s right! Dragons had knights, Kings, princesses and queens long before men crawled out of the muck.

~ Sully Tarnish

Noontime was absolutely the perfect time for a duel in the dragon’s opinion as this was also lunchtime, his favorite part of the day. As the saying went, he could kill two birds with one stone.

~ Sully Tarnish

The key to having good scales is a healthy diet of venison when you’re just a wee dragon lad.

~ Sully Tarnish

Dragons were notoriously finicky about whom they ate, and thought it the height of bad manners to be kept waiting by their selected fare.

~ Sully Tarnish

I hope so,” grumbled Ian. “I’m going to look for another one of ‘em winged dogs for Mabel.

~ Ness Kingsley

She was tasked with guarding the doorway to the Otherworld, keeping the balance of nature (as much as anyone could in these modern times), and occasionally, helping a worthy seeker.

~ Deborah Blake

Is he evil? the dog asked, an eager gleam in his wide brown eyes. If he's evil, I'd be happy to eat him for you.

~ Deborah Blake

A Baba Yaga never breaks a promise. Legs, yes. Hearts, occasionally. But never a promise.

~ Deborah Blake

The day the Dragon chooses a male virgin instead of a female as his yearly sacrifice, the entire kingdom erupts into mass protests and anger.

~ Mads Sukalikar

If you’re trying to reassure me, don’t make it sound like you want to eat me.” Tarn leaned in farther, letting the long twists of his hair fall to brush Gard’s cheek. Then he murmured, putting a little growl into it, “I do want to eat you. I like the way you taste.

~ Amy Rae Durreson

The Prancer stepped back and studied her for a moment. Then, with a gleam in his eye, he said, 'All unicorns know the Land. Few humans do. But no unicorn knows how to brew ale.''I’m glad humans have some use.''Only those who can brew ale.

~ Chrys Cymri

A story from beginning to end that might entertain, teach, or simply bore your listener. It's all in the delivery, my dear.He got a smug look on his face as he scooted his posterior deeper into the chair and took his pipe between his teeth. I'm just better at it than most.

~ Karen L Milstein

There was a time, before the battles between men and dragons, when the Veiled Valley was green and covered with trees, berry bushes, and wildflowers. Birdsong filled the air from early morning until sunset. Sunriseside, a mountain poked its peak above a vast, dark forrest. At the base of its tree-covered slopes, far below our ancestors' cave, a lodge housed a large family of Valley folk.

~ Susan Bass Marcus

Anyway, it’s unthinkable! Dragons and knights are born enemies. They need to be enemies just like dogs hate cats, cats hate mice and mice hate scientists. Without somebody to hate where would all the hate go? The hate would just boil up inside you, eat away and cause you to have indigestion then a heart attack. We need to release the anger, and we release it on dragons who release it back on us. We slay them and they roast us. It is the natural order of things, Emma.

~ Elias Zapple

Like the dark clouds above that promised rain but withheld it, her presence there was a lie. For in truth, this horrific slaughter had already damned the small race; their fate had already come and gone.

~ S.j. Pow

Forbidden fruit makes a wonderful wine. Vazco gave him a leading look. But leaves a hell of a headache.

~ Susan Scott

You can't purchase me with a bunch of stones. I wouldn't dream of purchasing you. Cullen laughed low in his chest and smiled, this time showing even white teeth. You're too much trouble. I thought I'd just steal you for a bit.

~ Susan Scott

Beauty and power was commonplace to the dragons as mud and manure to a stable boy.

~ Susan Scott

What has you roaring like a bull with his prick hung in a fence?

~ Susan Scott

You can't order me away, you pissant human-- I just did. Kas swept past him...

~ Susan Scott

How can something as necessary as breathing be immoral?

~ Susan Scott

It simply isn't an adventure worth telling if there aren't any dragons.

~ J.r.r. Tolkien

How much Romance do you like in your Fantasy? And, respectively, how much Questing do you like in your Romance?

~ Paula Millhouse

I could not recall the last time I had been so flagrantly insulted.Don't make enemies, I told myself.Swallow your pride.Hold your tongue.But the fact was, I had real difficulty with those particular virtues.

~ Jen Crane

He patted the side of the wyrm's head. The animal did not react: it was a stone fallen from the sky, still smoldering.

~ Zachary Jernigan

First, I'm a writer; I look at things from a different point of view. The untrained eye is the eye that sees what's been missed.Devon, from The Dragon's Breath by Jenna Lindsey

~ Jenna Lindsey

Listen Darkstalker said, I could see the future, but not just any future- all the possible futures. Do you understand what that means? I could have guided the tribe along the best path, to safety and glory and power and everything else. At each crossroad, I would have known the right thing to do. I loved my tribe Moonwatcher. i would have been the best ruler they'd ever had. I know it; I saw the futures where I was king, benevolent and beloved, married to Clearsight with six little dragonets of our own. Those were possible. They could have happened, if anyone had faith in me.

~ Tui T. Sutherland

Humans have reason to hate us dragons. If one dragon turns against humankind, he is a great and terrible foe.

~ Kathryn Fogleman