Next to the day when I was almost shot by that arrow, the worst day of my life was when I was almost eaten.

~ Jennifer Frick-Ruppert

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People like to warn you that by the time you reach the middle of your life, passion will begin to feel like a meal eaten long ago, which you remember with great tenderness.

~ Meg Wolitzer

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For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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My heart is lost, the beasts have eaten it.

~ Charles Baudelaire

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We are not alone!Everything has been orchestrated.If you think that the meteor that killed of the dinosaurs was natural. Think again!What use would a world of greed be if we had to worry about getting eaten by dinosaurs every minute of the day?It wouldn't be good for the economy, now would it?Think about it!

~ Anthony T. Hincks

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I haven't eaten at a McDonald's since I became President.

~ William J. Clinton

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We never repent of having eaten too little.

~ Thomas Jefferson

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I've always eaten well and have a balanced diet.

~ Christy Turlington

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