Gay Romance Erotica Quotes

Is there n-nothing you can do?” Parmida asked, wiping her tears away with the heel of her hand. The unicorn laughed softly. “She asks for a boon after shooting me in the ass.

~ Ash Gray

There's a FEW THINGS you need to get STRAIGHT about being GAY... That's an OXYmoron.You'll be an OXYmoron if you don't listen. GAY men SUCK and FUCK. They don't go around falling in LOVE. At least not with every TOM, DICK and HARRY.

~ Giorge Leedy

Where's Kahn?In bed. You don't mind if I pet your little pink kitty? Do you? I chuckled, You mean my HOT DIGGITY DOG.

~ Giorge Leedy

Shifting my weight and readjusting my stance, I'm eventually able to do like he wants, floating up and down in the palms of his hands.That's it- he said.I ask if this is how he and Frieda do it. Laughing, he nods his head no.Why NOT?Because-- unlike YOU- she's not very FOND of getting corn-holed.

~ Giorge Leedy

If erotic writing is the objectification of sex, then reading is its subjectification.

~ Mark John Isola

If you are what you eat, then why aren’t you what you desire?Desire stands in the great no-man’s land of human activity: the zone of most conflict, fear, and anxiety. It scares us. We are often asked to hate it—by those who claim to have given it up for “better” things, and who often, hypocritically, haven’t.

~ Perry Brass

As I'm smiling but fearing for the worse, he asks if I was in the Navy.NO. THIS IS JUST MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME.WELL, I WAS... FOR NEARLY TWENTY YEARS.I don't know whether he wants me to apologize for impersonating a sailor, thank him for his service, or stop drooling as I melt into his eyes

~ Giorge Leedy

I laughed, I don’t have a CHANCE IN HELL of ever turning COLE DRIVER GAY. He's straighter than NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

~ Giorge Leedy

Raven, holding Joshua's chin, asks him how old he is.Joshua, folding in the pinky and the thumb on his left hand, while leaning on Raven's legs, raises three middle fingers into the air.That's what I thought. You're three.

~ Giorge Leedy

This is Doctor Norton. Who's calling?Step N’Wolfe- the owner of the Emerald Cascade Ranch on Green Valley Road. I have a horse in labor and the baby's already coming out of the horse's ass.You should of called sooner.

~ Giorge Leedy

Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?Not at all. Shoot-Do you have butt implants?

~ Giorge Leedy

You're a superCILIOUS cock SUCKER. You know that. IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.

~ Giorge Leedy

In the morning, as we're enjoying a shower together, Cash asks Mikey how long he's been working here.Since I was fourteen.How OLD are you now?Eighteen.Nice. Are there any other hot guys working here besides you?I'm not a prostitute. I'm a ranch hand.Sorry- I didn't mean- It's okay.As they kiss and make up, I inform Cash that I was Mikey's first.Really? Cash laughed. You were?Yeah- Mikey answered. He was.I was his birthday present last month...Cash laughed, How much did that set you back-?

~ Giorge Leedy

Oh- I rest my back against the door to my apartment and purr as I slide down to the floor. I need to get a tux too. GREAT. We'll stop at the Tux Boutique tomorrow... while we're out making babies. I mean DELIVERIES. Sorry-I'd love that. Making babies... that is...

~ Giorge Leedy

With him, I've become like putty- rendered powerless by his magnificence- and his to mold into whatever he desires.

~ Giorge Leedy