A professional who doesn't deliver as committed is not just lazy, he is a liar.

~ Amit Kalantri

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If you are not going to divorce the status quo, you will give birth to mediocrity.

~ Israelmore Ayivor

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I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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I'm selling Jarod's life today. I mean virginity. He has no life. Email admin@allthegoodonesarealreadytaken.com for more information and please try to catch our special delivery at double-price deals, which will be posted somewhere on the internet at random, every other Tuesday, for half a night (on the previous day), unless it’s a Saturday, in which case you’ll have to wait and hope until the destined day comes and takes you away to heaven, which unfortunately, does not exist, except in the imagination of carefully selected individuals.

~ Will Advise

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Talkatives complain, cry, shout, brag, and are more hysterical about their lives than something else; don’t be a part of that tragedy! Perhaps it's been a while now that you have been complaining, crying and shouting about your labour pains. It's time to show us your baby!

~ Israelmore Ayivor

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Perfection does not mean errorless . Real perfection starts with real intention and ends with delivery, all driven by seeking knowledge, trial & error and investing emotions. Whatever delivered after that is perfect .

~ Sameh Elsayed

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It’s hard to hold a conversation with people when you’re not seeing them.

~ Dale Ludwig

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When preparing a presentation, it’s never a good idea to begin with a rule. If you do, you’re focusing on the appearance of good delivery and not the effect of it.

~ Dale Ludwig

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There are good ways and bad ways to get my attention. Whacking on my ego with a crowbar will get my attention, sure, but it's not going to leave me well disposed to the messenger.

~ Charles Stross

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Isn’t it wonderful to give birth to your own kind?

~ Lailah Gifty Akita

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Oh- I rest my back against the door to my apartment and purr as I slide down to the floor. I need to get a tux too. GREAT. We'll stop at the Tux Boutique tomorrow... while we're out making babies. I mean DELIVERIES. Sorry-I'd love that. Making babies... that is...

~ Giorge Leedy

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So I am perfectly free to buy any goods that are legally sold throughout Europe, provided that they can be delivered, even though they are not legal in Italy, even because in Italy only stupidity is legal.

~ Carl William Brown

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Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?

~ Will Advise

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Failing to listen to the woman is one of the biggest mistakes a practitioner can make.

~ Helen Varney

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He came into the world like a delivery that no one knew what to do with, and nobody wanted to sign for.

~ Obert Skye

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We all knew where the goop originated and could have defended ourselves, but the origin of the fusillade doubled as the center of the action. Once the baby’s scalp protruded, we all hunkered down and braced ourselves.

~ David Z. Hirsch

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