Pizza Quotes

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.


~ Dora J. Arod

Sorry to hear about your Dad.He shrugged. He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.Heart attack?He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.

~ J.a. Konrath

Life is mostly pain and struggle, the rest is love and deep dish pizza.

~ Benedict Smith

Christmas was definitely the best thing ever, even better than pizza. But instead of all her favorite toppings, Amitola was surrounded by all her favorite people.

~ Aishabella Sheikh

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let's go!

~ Aubrey Plaza

Heaven would be a comfortable chair, a library, Diet Coke, and an occasional cheese pizza. Sex once in a while. No talking. ~ Drew Stirling

~ Jayden Hunter

I say it must have been great to grow up when men were men. He says men have always been what the are now, namely incapable of coping with life without the intervention of God the Almighty. Then in the oven behind him my pizza starts smoking and he says case in point.

~ George Saunders

But magic is like pizza: even when it's bad, it's pretty good.

~ Neil Patrick Harris

I started to crawl off; then I remembered my leftover pizza, and I peeled off the salami, pepperoni, and anchovies and placed them on the CD tray (whicn no one used these days with flash drives around)on Boone's computer. I hit the close button and watched the smelly part of my delicious dinner slide away. Boone would have a great time wondering 'where's that smell coming from?

~ Duffy Brown

Guess I am going to take a man-nap. Wake me up when there is food.

~ Vann Chow

I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner!

~ Jasleen Kaur Gumber

In America we have gone way beyond sustenance. Eating is an activity. 'Why don’t we get lunch, and then we’ll grab some pizza.

~ Jim Gaffigan

Oh, right. I doubt this place has any delicious, fattening fast-food places, and maybe the Imperium doesn’t either. Yup, no McDonald’s, no Burger King, no Gino’s Pizza… Dear God, have I made a mistake coming here? I may be of small stature, but make no mistake: I am a glutton. On the other hand – possible franchise opportunity.

~ Giselle Simlett

Good people eat all their veggies and all the fruits, but they still have good grades. I call this, Freakonomics.-Adam Pazandak

~ Adam

Warm, enticing scents were floating down, basil and oregano and tomato. It made Wes long for something, something he couldn't place. A happy childhood, a home.

~ Sarah Addison Allen

I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?

~ Will Advise

Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?

~ Will Advise

Now, leave. All three boys slumped forward. Percy fell face-first into his pizza. Percy! Annabeth grabbed him.

~ Rick Riordan

Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose. Wait, that's not what you eat pizza with. I always get it confused with pizza-pie.

~ Will Advise

If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into real trouble with my plot, I go out for a pizza with my husband.

~ Sophie Kinsella

I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.

~ Mike Birbiglia

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

~ Yogi Berra

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

~ Kevin James

I don't eat fast food, but I can't live without pizza.

~ Trevor Donovan

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

~ Lara Stone

Pizza is no longer on my diet.

~ John Catsimatidis

When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don't want to distract myself from anything.

~ Chuck Palahniuk

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything.

~ Cameron Dallas

I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.

~ Jason Segel

I started out doing commercials, like Diet Coke and Pizza Hut. And I started to find there was a different life for me, in a different field. From there, I got a call from a director in Italy, and we did 'Indio' I and II, and that's where it started.

~ Marvin Hagler

I dream about 'Cheers.' Like when you go on a diet and you dream of pizza. I always think of those wonderful years. I loved working on it.

~ George Wendt

My favorite foods are things that aren't great to eat, like pizza.

~ Stephen Pagliuca

The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John's Pizzeria.

~ Mark Feuerstein

When modeling agencies were saying that I was too big and gaining weight, my mom said, 'OK, we're going to discuss what they're saying over pizza, and we're going to plan the future of your career which doesn't involve you having to be skinny.'

~ Tyra Banks

I was a pizza delivery boy at the Pizza Oven in Canton. I wanted to get fired so bad, I actually wrecked the delivery car, but they wouldn't fire me because I was the only person they had working there.

~ Marilyn Manson