The only cure for a real hangover is death.
~ Robert Benchley
His head was pounding and his vision skewed in some way and he was vaguely amazed at being alive and not sure that it was worth it.
~ Cormac Mccarthy
Charity shook her head, struggling to get back into the flow of Lady Margaret's crisply worded presentation. Brandy brought sleep, and a temporary escape from the ache of a broken heart. But in the morning came gritty eyes, a furry tongue, and a pounding headache that made a foolish girl wince and rub her temples whenever her coolly perfect boss was looking the other way.
~ Carol Storm
I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry.
~ Libba Bray
Oh man sometimes I wake up feel like a cat runover.Are you familiar with the stoical aspects of hard drinking, of heavy drinking? Oh it's heavy. Oh it's hard. It isn't easy. Jesus, I never meant me any harm. All I wanted was a good time.
~ Martin Amis
He dozed off, into a dreamless oblivion, for what seemed like seconds but was in fact hours, and awoke hungover, the inner surface of his skull pulsing like a single, giant nerve being chewed by some ruminant animal.
~ Alex Shakar