One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party.
~ Franz Kafka
A healthy argument, even with an idiot, is always good; it opens one's eyes to own misunderstandings.
~ Ashok Kallarakkal
Which is when I decided I would never love anyone again because you just felt like an idiot when you put love out there and it didn't come back your way.
~ Karen Tayleur
To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!
~ Vera Nazarian
He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.
~ Douglas Adams
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.
~ Mark Twain
I've had great success being a total idiot.
~ Jerry Lewis
