Whattaya mean you ain’t no criminal lawyer? You a lawyer right? And you in here, that means you also a criminal.
~ Kenneth Eade
Don't forget either, you unhappy man, that voluntary confinement is a great deal harder to bear than compulsory.
~ Anton Chekhov
When you spend your life taking care of mudmen, you can't help getting a little dirty yourself.
~ Stephen King
The County Jail looked like a tall, forbidding elementary school. Seven stories of dirty brown brick, one hundred years old and now operating at 330 percent of capacity.
~ Richard Price
If you know the rules, it's not anymore interesting the game, but if you don't know them it's interesting... like what's the feeling to be 24 hours at jail, who can you meet at jail. Do you know somebody from the guards...?!
~ Deyth Banger
There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
~ Will Rogers
Being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.
~ Samuel Johnson
If you're low-income in the United States, you have a higher chance of going to jail than you do of getting a four-year degree. And that doesn't seem entirely fair.
~ Bill Gates
As far as Iraq, the important thing is that the Taliban is gone in Afghanistan, three-quarters of the al-Qaida leadership is either dead or in jail, and we now have Saudi Arabia working with us, Pakistan working with us.
~ Peter T. King
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
~ Dave Barry
My mom used to get arrested for being with my dad. She would get fined. She would spend weekends in jail.
~ Trevor Noah
What can you do if they have slapped you with a legal notice? You have to reply. For all you know, they have taken you to jail or something.
~ Kangana Ranaut
