Men do everything that men do, from waging war to reading books, for one purpose only: to get laid.

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The man was rude, crude, and inappropriate. I was taken with him the moment I walked in the door, and I knew the first moment I saw him that it was going to be raw, it was going to be ugly, and I was going to enjoy every damn minute of it.

~ C.m. Stunich

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And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to You need to get laid to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I'd be slightly different by virtue of having a penis-however briefly-inside me. That is some phallocentric bullshit if I ever heard any. Hypothetical penises don't make the rules. I make the rules. I love the rules.

~ Katie Heaney

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Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.

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I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing.

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There is something sad about clothes laid in a tomb of trunks.

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