David Burr Gerrard Quotes

Men do everything that men do, from waging war to reading books, for one purpose only: to get laid.

~ David Burr Gerrard

It’s something of a cliché, at least among war correspondents, that war makes people unusually horny; what it actually does is make you want to touch as much flesh as you can get your hands on.

~ David Burr Gerrard

All nineteen-year-old males are children who are men capable of war.

~ David Burr Gerrard

The problem with freedom is that when people have it, they do what they want to.

~ David Burr Gerrard

He says that politics is a waste of time. Politics are? Politics is? Anyway, a waste of time. He says you should focus on your own sexual gratification.

~ David Burr Gerrard

Don’t you wonder sometimes,” Miranda asked, “whether women have all the power or no power at all?

~ David Burr Gerrard

Christianity has always been the Gestapo of desire, since long, long before there was a Gestapo. Instead of Jews to hate, Christianity has desire. Though I guess Christianity has Jews, too. In any case, all the ovens in the world can’t incinerate desire.

~ David Burr Gerrard

One way to think about your life is as an extended free fall. An epiphany may help you see better as you fall. Rather than a meaningless blur, you will see rocks and trees and lizards. An epiphany is not a parachute.

~ David Burr Gerrard

You already know what the machine will write on your arm. That lie you’ve been telling yourself—you know what it is. That blind spot is not really a blind spot—you’re choosing to look away. Perhaps more to the point, you already know whether you want to see it. You already know whether you’re going to use the machine. So why are you still reading this?

~ David Burr Gerrard

The epiphany machine will not discover anything about you that you do not, in some way, already know. But think for a moment about surprise. What is surprising is never what is revealed but the grace with which it has been hidden.

~ David Burr Gerrard

The things white men failed to notice would fill the world they had ruined ten thousand times over.

~ David Burr Gerrard

That’s what nobody admits about men, how needy they are.

~ David Burr Gerrard

Thinking, like other drugs, can be a useful distraction from pain, as long as it's managed and doesn't become an addiction.

~ David Burr Gerrard

Once you’ve gotten used to a certain kind of smell from a certain kind of flesh, whether it’s a lover or a rotting corpse, you long for it when it’s not around. Or maybe it’s just me.

~ David Burr Gerrard

That was what maturity was: accepting things. The more things you accepted, the more mature you were.

~ David Burr Gerrard

Praising heroes who slay monsters is a writer’s most ancient task.

~ David Burr Gerrard

Arthur, do you think the fall of the Wall means anything? Do you think that this means that even one fewer body will burn?

~ David Burr Gerrard