Lol Quotes

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~ James Patterson

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is...beastly.

~ Victoria Scott

I had to make water ” I said. It was the classic female excuse and no male in recorded history had ever questioned it. ,“I see ” the Inspector said and left it at that. ,Later I would have a quick piddle behind the caravan for insurance purposes. No one would be any the wiser.

~ Alan Bradley

I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!

~ J.k. Rowling