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“ I had to make water ” I said. It was the classic female excuse and no male in recorded history had ever questioned it. ,“I see ” the Inspector said and left it at that. ,Later I would have a quick piddle behind the caravan for insurance purposes. No one would be any the wiser. ”

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If you remember nothing else, remember this: Inspiration from outside one's self is like the heat in an oven. It makes passable Bath buns. But inspiration from within is like a volcano: It changes the face of the world.

~ Alan Bradley

Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend.

~ Alan Bradley

I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.

~ Alan Bradley

I have no fear of the dead. Indeed in my own limited experience I have found them to produce in me a feeling that is quite the opposite of fear. A dead body is much more fascinating than a live one and I have learned that most corpses tell better stories. I’d had the good fortune of seeing several of them in my time.

~ Alan Bradley