I was hoping that the first time you expressed affection for me, it would not be in a room full of strangers. And that you would not have just said it to a sniveling creature like that Raymond!” “I expressed affection for Ray?” “Yes!” “Man, I really must be drunk.” Louis-Cesare just looked at me. I blinked politely back, until I realized that he expected a response.

~ Karen Chance

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What bug crawled up your ass? I demanded.If you mean, why I am upset? I should think that would be obvious!It took me a second, but I got it. Oh, come on. You're not still pissed about–you did the same damn thing to me!He had the utter gall to look offended. I did nothing of the sort–I stared at him. And just how do you figure that? You stripped me butt naked, diddled me over a desk and stole my duffel bag. And my clothes!Somebody made a choking sound. I glanced up to find the door to the study open, and the old vamp looking scandalized. Diddled? Anthony asked, apparently delighted. Mircea closed his eyes.

~ Karen Chance

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Louis-Cesare and Ray were in trouble.I could tell because I could see them, not clearly, but in fits and starts, little glimmers like a couple of ghosts, if ghosts made oh shit faces on the one hand agitated French gestures on the other. And that sort of shit wasn't going to go unnoticed for long.Aaaaand it didn't.

~ Karen Chance

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I’m driving,” Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he’d done it a hundred times. “You’re drunk.”I wished. “I had all of two beers, mostly for the water content.”“If you needed water, why didn’t you drink water?”“I don’t like water.

~ Karen Chance

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