The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

~ Murphy's Law

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If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So you see, I have to take you in for questioning. This produce stand has an ominous future.

~ Benson Bruno

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Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop thinking', swig, 'empty your head', swig, 'now, seriously empty your head'.

~ Gillian Flynn

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That is human nature, that people come after you, willingly enough, provided only that you no longer love or want them.

~ A.s. Byatt

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When you’re kind to people, and you pay attention, you make a field of comfort around them, and you get it back—the Golden Rule meets the Law of Karma meets Murphy’s Law.

~ Anne Lamott

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Follow the plan until it goes to shit, and then kill everything that isn’t human.

~ Henry V. O'neil

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