Jack didn’t fully get Jesus. Audrey tried to explain it, and he could repeat it back to her, word for word, but he still didn’t comprehend most of it. The best he could gather was that Jesus lived long ago, told people to be nice, and they killed him for it. At the end, he asked who was Jesus’ necromancer and if he was in the Bible, then Kaldar couldn’t stop laughing and had to sit down.

~ Ilona Andrews

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Since her time in the necromancer’s clutches, she was still recovering lost memories from the quicksand of her mind. They’d drop like nuclear bombs, freezing her at the worst time as visuals which should’ve stayed forever buried bubbled to the surface.

~ Katherine Mcintyre

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Albert died in an unfortunate accident sometime ago and was raised as a zombie by his amateur necromancer friend, Neil. Bubba was a new friend we had acquired in Vegas when helping him gain back the freedom he had previously gambled away. The fourth member of our group, a government agent and my girlfriend named Krystal, was out of town for work this week, thus I was conducting my first weekly scrabble tournament with just the three of us. Which leaves only me to be accounted for in the explanation. My name. which I hope you know by now. is Frederick Frankford Fletcher and I am a vampire, though still not the type that inspires swooning or terror.

~ Drew Hayes

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You know children, always playing with the forces of darkness.

~ Kelley Armstrong

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He was trying to tell me something.Derek snorted. Aren’t they all? Must be a rule in the ghost handbook—if in danger of evaporating, make sure you’re in the middle of a dire pronouncement.

~ Kelley Armstrong

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The dead still come to me every now and then. But the lulls between are getting smaller. They are finding me somehow. I tell them why they can’t move on. I listen to their lives and talk to them if they need it. I still draw their portraits in my sketchbook, with their stories. I put Mary Summer in there too. Someone should remember.

~ B.l. Brunnemer

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You should never attack a necromancer in a cemetery, it’s like chasing Rambo into a building full of loaded guns. Some people seem to help you kill them.

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

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Not entirely fair? His voice became that of the inferno: a rushing, booming howl of icy evil that flew around the great cavern, as swift and cold as the Wendigo on skates. I am Satan, also called Lucifer the Light Bearer...Cabal winced. What was it about devils that they always had to give you their whole family history?I was cast down from the presence of God himself into this dark, sulfurous pit and condemned to spend eternity here-Have you tried saying sorry? interrupted Cabal.No, I haven't! I was sent down for a sin of pride. It rather undermines my position if I say 'sorry'!

~ Jonathan L. Howard

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