You'll let me put a total stranger's piss hose in my mouth while my knees scream in agony on the hard floor? Right here in from of everyone? Gosh, such a hard thing to pass up. But you know, I'd rather eat Ebola pudding than let your sad little dick near me. She wiggled her fingers as she slipped past him. Toodles Oh, he needed to tap that.

~ Larissa Ione

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His guilt swelled up, churning like a paddle wheel in his stomach. He wanted desperately to flee. How do you escape something that comes from inside? The revenant, he knew, searched for him.

~ Michael Punke

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Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

~ David Wong

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