Larissa Ione Quotes

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.

~ Larissa Ione

Still amazes me that people spend more time researching a new vehicle than they do the religion they entrust their souls to.

~ Larissa Ione

She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche.

~ Larissa Ione

Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.

~ Larissa Ione

Ares sighed What are the three words said most often in our h

~ Larissa Ione

You'll let me put a total stranger's piss hose in my mouth while my knees scream in agony on the hard floor? Right here in from of everyone? Gosh, such a hard thing to pass up. But you know, I'd rather eat Ebola pudding than let your sad little dick near me. She wiggled her fingers as she slipped past him. Toodles Oh, he needed to tap that.

~ Larissa Ione

This (Earth) is hell.There are no fires, no burning pits of torment, no levels or rings or rivers of lava. When we die, we get put right back on earth to live our miserable existences over and over and over for all eternity.

~ Larissa Ione

...but sometimes mindless entertainment was a release of its own. Most important, mindless entertainment didn’t come with complications.

~ Larissa Ione

I'm giving you a free shot at my blood and you're playing hard to get? What kind of vampire are you? When Wraith just stood there, Kynan rolled his eyes. Oh, come on. My blood's eighty proof. You want it. You know you do.

~ Larissa Ione

Oh really I was just thinking about how great a gold filigree necklace and teardrop earrings would look on me, and at seventy five ninety nine plus shipping , its a freaking ,steal. But damn , I missed the deal because , oh that's right.. IM FUCKING FROZEN ..

~ Larissa Ione

Better would be good. Because if she felt a little less like she’d been run over by a truck, she could jump on Dr. Hottie.

~ Larissa Ione

Okay, boys.” Pestilence's grating voice rang out. “Kill the human and the mutt, and let's get this Apocalypse started!

~ Larissa Ione

She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a second before she remembered. Great. She must have hit her head. Which, duh, explained the headache.

~ Larissa Ione

Yep, ouch. He and apologies didn’t get along.

~ Larissa Ione

Man who hates cats is insecure, but a man who likes them is one worth keeping. If he can appreciate a cat, he can appreciate a strong, independent woman.

~ Larissa Ione

he stretched out beside her, uncomfortably close, as if they were lovers. Real lovers and not the most mismatched pair of fuck buddies ever.

~ Larissa Ione

A kiss? A fucking kiss got me tortured to within the last inch of sanity? Maybe you could have laid out the rules for messing around with you? You know, before I did that? (Arik to Limos)

~ Larissa Ione

She trailed her fingers along the book spines as she wandered around the room. “My father thinks reading is a waste of time.” Hunter thought her father was a waste of space.

~ Larissa Ione

Fine,” he said. “You’re right. We’re not normal. We’re the most fucked-up, star-crossed lovers in history. So let’s not play nice.

~ Larissa Ione

Wraith snorted. Cowards. Seriously. Who brings a gun to a knife fight? That's cheating.You don't have a gun? Kynan asked.Wraith made a face of digust. It's not very sporting to shoot people.So you're saying that you didn't shoot the people who shot you?Hell, yeah, I shot them.

~ Larissa Ione

I've got a mind to turn you over my knee and spank the spoiled hell out of you

~ Larissa Ione

Horseman. I know you were born back when women were thought of as little more than brood mares and slaves, but it's the twenty-first century, and we can do anything a man does.

~ Larissa Ione