Sex Quotes

Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I have seldom met an individual of literary tastes or propensities in whom the writing of love was not directly attributable to the love of writing.A person of this sort falls terribly in love, but in the end it turns out that he is more bemused by a sheet of white paper than a sheet of white bed linen. He would rather leap into print with his lady than leap into bed with her. (This first pleases the lady and then annoys her. She wants him to do both, and with virtually the same impulse.)

~ E.b. White

This was the move that was supposed to sweep me away. She seemed a little out of practice. I guess life with Charley Royce hadn’t exactly been the third reel of The English Patient. It had to be bad if Mickey Dolan was your back-up. Not to put Mickey down but he didn’t strike me as the lover-boy type. Especially when he took out his teeth. The last time Mickey thought about pleasing anybody but himself was just before he discovered how to sniff glue.

~ Dan Ahearn

Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

My phone started to vibrate and I flipped it open. Yes, I'm the only person that doesn't have an iPhone.The phone talked to me. Jackson, how’s it going?Hi, Echo. Veeva Stackpoole’s here.Silence. What does she want?Well, at first she wanted me to run away with her and get a lot of plastic surgery - Oooo, can I come too? she said. I love Echo so much.Hey, Veeva, Echo wants to come. Is that okay?Veeva sneered and said, Asshole...Echo it doesn’t look like we’re going to go now. Veeva doesn’t want to.

~ Dan Ahearn

Then she squeezed me tighter. Her leg came up and wrapped around me. Then she kissed me too hard and our teeth banged together. I felt like a boa constrictor’s dinner.

~ Dan Ahearn

Miss McClure...” he had been talking while her mind drifted off. She brought her gaze back to his face, trying to focus on the flinty stare and thin line of his lips. “Sorry, I was distracted. And can’t you call me Bryn?”“I’ll try, but generally I prefer a more formal approach in business dealings. It keeps the relationship clear.”“Like, you in charge, the other person in submission?” The words popped out before she edited herself. Her eyes grew large as she watched his face go through a change of expression. A slight smile hovered at the corner of his mouth.“Yes, something like that. Might I get a refill?” He held up his empty glass.

~ Lizzie Ashworth

At night all cats are grey.

~ George Orwell

Ask yourself something. Have you ever thought about why guys want you gone the next day? It’s not because they’ve got things to do, though I’m sure there are a few assholes who think like that, either because they repeated the folly so often they learned to bury the guilt or because they didn’t have a conscience to begin with but, truthfully, it’s because they can’t stand to look at the reason they feel a hole in their chest. They don’t like reminders of who helped put that sick feeling in the pits of their stomachs. As long as they had a decent mama, the guilt is always substantial. Always. If they say differently, they’re liars. - Spencer Blackwell, GREED

~ Fisher Amelie

Her attitude towards sex is very comforting to those of her friends who get into terrible states of passion and jealousy, and feel cut loose from their moorings. She seems to regard sex as a wholesome, slightly silly indulgence, like dancing and nice dinners--something that shouldn't interfere with people's being kind and cheerful to each other.

~ Alice Munro

For her, sex was nothing more than an itch. And this phsychological and physiological neutrality of hers at once relieved her of so many human emotions and sentiments and desires. Sexual neutrality was the essence of coldness in an individual. It was a great and wonderful thing to be born with.

~ Ian Fleming

(...) before they actually admit to the big 'L' word. Love or lust - what's the big, damn deal? You're going to  fuck either way, right?

~ C.m. Stunich

He calls me his Queen of the Night. He shows me the wonders in this incredible city. He encourages me to find my own way, and to choose what I think is right or wrong.And the sex, God, the sex! I never knew what sex was until him! It’s not soft music and candlelight, a choice, a deliberate action.It’s as involuntary as breathing, and as impossible not to do. It’s slammed up against a wall in a dark alley, or flat on my back on cold concrete because I can’t stand one more second without him. It’s on my hands and knees, dry-mouthed, heart-in-my-throat, waiting for the moment he touches me, and I’m alive again. It’s punishing and purifying, velvet and violent, and it makes everything else melt away, until nothing matters but getting him inside me and I wouldn’t just die for him—I’d kill for him, too.Like I did tonight.

~ Karen Marie Moning

Fireworks. Snowflakes. Sunstroke and frostbite. It was all that I could ask for and completely unexpected. I expected demands. He gifted me with tenderness. I expected ego. He let me experiment. I expected disrespect. He called me beautiful. I expected him to expect perfection. He taught me all I needed to know.

~ Ellen Hopkins

Some people's glasses are half full. I'm the one drinking them. Some people have forgotten that Pluto is still a planet. I still remember my childhood. Some people are vegans. I have common sense.Some people call me Maurice. Some people call me the Gangsta of Love. Some people just want to live...but me, I'm the one still alive.

~ Dave Matthes

The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I'd been with boys before; I'd been with boys I'd thought were men. But this was different. David kissed like a man. He tasted, he smelled and he fucked like a man.

~ Jessica Hawkins

Perversion is just another form of art. It's like painting or drawing or sculpting. Except instead of paint, us perverts use sex as our medium. 

~ C.m. Stunich

…she was afraid of how he made her feel, because he made her feel way too much

~ Justine Dell

One little second of pleasure, a whole life of pain...my mother knew nothing of the pleasures of a good roll in the hay...she missed out on all that...like me, her son...a lifetime of sacrifice!...the woman who can grunt and rave in the throes of a deep fuck can die happy...

~ Louis-Ferdinand Céline

He didn't say anything and I thought I'd shocked him, because I tend to do that. Not just with Michael but with pretty much anyone who can't deal with being honest and admitting that you have wants and needs and desires and all those other fun things.

~ Sarra Manning

Get up and get on the bed in the Master. I’m going to fuck the hell out of you.

~ Alessandra Torre

Her heart unfolded in her chest, took in all of him, and closed tightly, unwilling to let him go

~ Justine Dell

Each instinct and passion of man is amoral; it is only the abuse of these passions that makes them wrong. There is nothing wrong about hunger, but there is something wrong about gluttony; there is no sin in thirst, but there is a sin in drunkenness; there is nothing wrong with a man who seeks economic security, but there is something wrong with a man who is avaricious; there is nothing to be despised in knowledge, but there is something to be condemned in pride; there is nothing wrong with the flesh, but there is something wrong in the abuse of the flesh. Just as dirt is matter in the wrong place, so sin is flesh in the wrong place. Sex has its place in that area of life designed for its fruition, but the misuse of it outside of that natural and supernatural bond is wrong.

~ Fulton J. Sheen

Do you know how much damage we could do to each other in an hour?

~ David Bischoff

Hey, you’re the one who can’t stand me being so close to you.

~ Justine Dell

She loved this man. This wonderful, respectiful, willful man. And she couldn’t even tell him.

~ Justine Dell

Treat me with respect, dignity, and grace because I am worthy of your love.

~ Electa Rome Parks

There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there was also a part of me that was so terrified, I wanted to go home, put on my feety pajamas and hibernate for the winter.

~ Meredith Schorr

Without freedom of sex, all freedoms are temporary.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

What’s bothering me is you always seem ready to snap my head off my shoulders and I’m not comfortable with that.

~ Justine Dell

Oh, I have felt lust. And I've indulged lust. But no other woman has turned me into another person.

~ Eloisa James

Who do you have to sleep with to get laid in this town?

~ Sloane Crosley

I wiped my jaw with a forearm, half imagining that I could still feel the product of the quickie out back of the bar.

~ Kaden Brown

Amazing sex stays with you. It soaks into your skin. It floats through your dreams and has you silently smoldering with delicious remembrances for hours after. It has you craving it days later. And it has you aching for it if you don’t get it for awhile.

~ Roberto Hogue

Many are the women who can take their clothes off seductively, but women who can charm as they dress?

~ Haruki Murakami

We fell into each other’s arms and kissed like we were coming up for air after being underwater for days. The melding of our mouths was sweeter than oxygen. We took huge, deep gulps of each other as we struggled with worldly constraints like clothing and gravity, seeking to transcend it all in our coming together.

~ Emme Rollins

He held me tight against him until I quit struggling, and then he flicked the strap of my dress, causing it to hang off my shoulder.''Since the word virgin came out of those beautiful lips of yours... I have a sudden urge to help you out of that dress.

~ Jamie Mcguire