Stupidity Quotes

I do not want to be labeled as an atheist; I do hate religions’ stupidity and insanity, but there is nothing else I can be called.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

Sometimes I feel certain that the hyenas are laughing at us.

~ Marty Rubin

Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.

~ J.k. Rowling

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

~ Oscar Wilde

You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.

~ Robert A. Heinlein

Sometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.

~ John Steinbeck

Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on.

~ Sherrilyn Kenyon

If it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. (a Shin'a'in saying)

~ Mercedes Lackey

Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.

~ J.k. Rowling

I doubt you can understand the magnitude of the stupidity in your statement

~ Robert Jordan

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love truth.

~ Joseph Joubert

I'm allergic to stupidity.

~ Chris Colfer

Nowadays what isn't worth saying is

~ Pierre-Augustin Caron De Beaumarchais

In Madeleine's face was a stupidity Mitchell had never seen before. It was the stupidity of all normal people. It was the stupidity of the fortunate and the beautiful, of everybody who got what they wanted in life and so remained unremarkable.

~ Jeffrey Eugenides

Stupidity lies in wanting to draw conclusions.

~ Gustave Flaubert

Intelligent people know they are intelligent. They also know that one person cannot know all, hence a person is not stupid simply because he is ignorant of one thing or another. They know that, to another intelligent person, they will not appear stupid in asking for an explanation of what they do not know, and so their ignorance on any particular issue does not become an embarrassment.

~ Lynsay Sands

If you're gonna be stupid you gotta be tough.

~ John Grisham

He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.

~ Tamora Pierce

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

~ George Bernard Shaw

And then he thought: Is this how idiots rationalize their stupidity to themselves?

~ Orson Scott Card

Stupidity is much the same all the world over. A stupid person's notions and feelings may confidently be inferred from those which prevail in the circle by which the person is surrounded. Not so with those whose opinions and feelings are an emanation from their own nature and faculties.

~ John Stuart Mill

You might well ask just what the hell he was thinking. The answer is, probably nothing at all.He'd probably say he was exercising his God-given right to stupidity.

~ Markus Zusak

How stupid lovers can be! But if they were not, there would be no story.

~ Jean Plaidy

You cannot argue stupidity, you just have to accept it patiently as one of those things.

~ Nevil Shute

For at least two thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity, idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religious or political idols

~ Aldous Huxley

I'm not stupid! In Bean's experience, that was a sentence never uttered except to prove its own inaccuracy.

~ Orson Scott Card

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

~ Jack Black

Come on, gentleman; let us drink to our stupidity.

~ Santosh Kalwar

For someone who's smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

~ Gordon Korman

Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole.

~ Eoin Colfer

I said you lie, knave!” shouted Beaumains, drawing his sword. “And for telling such craven falsehoods, you must die!”The knight looked plaintively at Roger. “What’s wrong with this fellow?”“He was dropped on his head when he was a baby,” answered Roger.

~ Gerald Morris

Why can’t I do it?” [Isabel] asked….“Do what?”“Just forget about everything. Just go somewhere and get smashed and pretend like there are no problems or consequences. I know why. Because there are still problems and consequences. And going and--and--partying doesn’t make them go away. I feel like I’m the only sane person in the world. I don’t get why this whole world runs on stupidity.

~ Maggie Stiefvater

Please tell me you're not that stupid.Rachel to Melkin

~ C.j. Redwine

I’m different,” said the Kid. “My gran always said I was half clever, half stupid, and half crazy.

~ Charlie Higson

The earth is a great piece of stupidity.

~ Victor Hugo

When you're surrounded by stupidity, self-preservation isn't a sin.

~ Meljean Brook

This cures everything except stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.

~ Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Obviously this person's a hazard. Stupid people are dangerous.

~ Suzanne Collins

A fool tries to shut others' mouth instead of listens to his own heart.

~ Toba Beta