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An ad for cigars appears in 100,000 newspapers; sales of that brand increase by 3% for a short time thereafter. A new play receives a viciously negative review in a theatrical journal that prints 500 copies; the playwright shoots himself. Who’s the better writer?

~ Jason Lutes

Jason Lutes Ad Advertisement Advertising Brand Cigar Cigars Critic Criticism Journal Play Playwright Review Sales Shoot Shoots Suicide Theater Writer Writers Writers On Writing

When a show ends, for a few days, my body sizzles with leftover energy, like a tree in the wake of a lightning strike.

~ S.m. Stevens

S.m. Stevens Arts Bit Players Musical Theater Theatre Young Adult

When you're in a show, all through rehearsals Tech Week hovers out there like a magical holy grail. In reality, Tech Week is always a train wreck of missed cues, forgotten lines, malfunctioning set pieces and short tempers.

~ S.m. Stevens

S.m. Stevens Arts Bit Players Musical Theater Theatre Young Adult

The first few weeks of school were always surreal, like you landed on an alien planet with strange teachers and unfamiliar classrooms, even though the lockers and cafeteria seemed familiar.

~ S.m. Stevens

S.m. Stevens Arts Bit Players Musical Theater Theatre Young Adult

This was awkward to infinity. Alex living here would change my entire routine. I was sharing a bathroom with my boyfriend. How scary was that? I had tampons and pads and everything in there. He was going to be naked in the shower on the other side of my bedroom wall. And I was going to be naked in the shower with him in my house.

~ S.m. Stevens

S.m. Stevens Arts Bit Players Musical Theater Theatre Young Adult

The stage is a magic circle where only the most real things happen, a neutral territory outside the jurisdiction of Fate where stars may be crossed with impunity. A truer and more real place does not exist in all the universe.

~ P.s. Baber

P.s. Baber Acting Drama Fate Real Stage Theater Theatre

For us, everything was a performance.” A small, private smile catches me off guard and I glance down, hoping he won’t see it. “Everything poetic.

~ M.l. Rio

M.l. Rio Drama Language Theater

I am not interested in living in a city where there isn't a production by Samuel Beckett running.

~ Edward Albee

Edward Albee Cities Culture Drama Samuel Beckett Stage Theater

Two objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time. We've never quite made peace with that in the theater---set designer Robin Wagner

~ Barbara Isenberg

Barbara Isenberg Culture Theater

You know how thick I am. I don't even eat yoghurt because it's got culture in it.

~ Elly Griffiths

Elly Griffiths Culture Culture Critique Theater

The ability to lie persuasively is one of the greatest gifts a woman can possess in this life. Some critics, principally men, will argue that deception in women is inherently evil; but having spent the last fifteen years of my life in the theater, I can attest that lying not only is sometimes expedient but can save one's career.

~ Amanda Dewees

Amanda Dewees Deception Lies Lying Theater Women

So always avoid banality. That is, avoid illustrating the author's words and remarks. If you want to create a true masterpiece you must always avoid beautiful lies: the truths on the calender under each date you find a proverb or saying such as: He who is good to others will be happy. But this is not true. It is a lie. The spectator, perhaps, is content. The spectator likes easy truths. But we are not there to please or pander to the spectator. We are here to tell the truth.

~ Jerzy Grotowski

Jerzy Grotowski Awareness Banality Lies Plays Theater Theatre Truth

The Arts are the only acceptable theatre of war for peace.

~ Bryant Mcgill

Bryant Mcgill Acceptance Art Peace Theater War

And if I sit in that room at the top of the house and I think about my life and if I shut my eyes from time to time and imagine being warm in the summer and I hear the bees buzzing and for a moment I truly am Alice in Wonderland, do you have the heart to tell me I am not?

~ John Logan

John Logan Childhood Drama Growing Up Theater

I'm a master of story. Almost a living fiction myself, so resilient am I! Spider-Man beats me down, I rise! Daredevil imprisons me, I escape! That's because stories have power! He who controls the narrative controls the audience, and you're all the audience, every one of you. As they say, the world's a stage...

~ Mark Waid

Mark Waid Audience Daredevil Storytelling The Jester Theater

There's always one sure way of finding out that you're a misfit. When you're eleven years old, and your friends are telling you that they just sneaked into the theater to watch 'Twilight' and that it was sooooo emotional and sooooo terrifying and soooooo romantic! - but you've been spending the summer watching 'Rosemary's Baby' and 'Don't Look Now' and knowing the lines to all the Alfred Hitchcock films by heart - that's the moment you realize that you're a misfit.

~ Rebecca Mcnutt

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Myrtle Mae, you have a lot to learn, and I hope you never learn it.

~ Mary Chase

Mary Chase Comedy Humor Play Theater

Judith (sadly): A change has come over my children of late. I have tried to shut my eyes to it, but in vain. At my time of life one must face bitter facts!

~ Noel Coward Sir

Noel Coward Sir British Comedy Farce Stage Theater

Happiness was useless to me. It was heartache that filled my purse. What happy man has need of Shakespeare?

~ Jennifer Donnelly

Jennifer Donnelly Acting Paris Revolution Shakespeare Stage Theater

The plays should have the half-life of plutonium.

~ Suzan-Lori Parks

Suzan-Lori Parks Drama Plays Theater

Theater cannot include only people. What acts on stage is matter.

~ Gaetano Pesche

Gaetano Pesche Drama Theater

Physicality is the basis of performance.

~ David Petersen

David Petersen Acting Drama Theater

The beauty of theatre was that it was a moving, changing art form—only those who watch the same performance night in after night out see the real naturalistic drama at work—the small changes, adjustments, changes in articulation or intonation, the addition of a cough or hiccup, a longer pause rife with more (or less) meaning, the character’s movement across the stage a step slower, a step closer to the audience, the change of a word here and there, an overall change in mood and tone, the actors becoming (or not) the characters more fully, blending in with them, losing themselves in the lines, in the characterizations, in a drama that is simultaneously unfolding and becoming more and more verisimilitudinous as time marches on. This is the real narrative—while the character changes on stage in an instant, the play changes slowly, unnoticeably (unnoticeable to those closest to it perhaps), like the face of a man in his thirties, like his beliefs about life, his motives, all slowly as if duplicating itself day by day, filling itself and becoming more and more itself, the rehearsal of Self, the dress rehearsal of Self, the performance of Self, the extended performance of Self, the encore…—it appears to be the same show, played over and over again with the same details to different crowds, and yet something happens. Something changes. It is not the same show.

~ John M. Keller

John M. Keller Drama The Self Theater Theatre

When most dullards hear the words 'the theater,' they envision a twelve-screen multiplex where disaster porn entertains the culturally witless for 90 minutes at a time. Pfaugh. The word 'theater' has grandeur. Power. Back to its ancient Grecian origins, it means 'the seeing place.' A stage upon which actors and actresses use fiction to show us truths.

~ Mark Waid

Mark Waid Acting Daredevil Drama The Jester Theater

If Patti Lupone was born to play Evita then Madonna was born to play Patti Lupone playing Evita.

~ Buck Bannister

Buck Bannister Criticism Humor Musicals Theater

Any earthly production would have been cancelled at the slightest suggestion of rain, but this was William’s Stage—it was William’s call—and if the children danced and the congregation remained transfixed, the show would go on.

~ Jake Vander-Ark

Jake Vander-Ark Dance Obsession Theater

We know the original relation of the theater and the cult of the Dead: the first actors separated themselves from the community by playing the role of the Dead: to make oneself up was to designate oneself as a body simultaneously living and dead: the whitened bust of the totemic theater, the man with the painted face in the Chinese theater, the rice-paste makeup of the Indian Katha-Kali, the Japanese No mask ... Now it is this same relation which I find in the Photograph; however 'lifelike' we strive to make it (and this frenzy to be lifelike can only be our mythic denial of an apprehension of death), Photography is a kind of primitive theater, a kind of Tableau Vivant, a figuration of the motionless and made-up face beneath which we see the dead.

~ Roland Barthes

Roland Barthes Morbidity Photography Theater

The Play's the Thing, wherein I'll catch the conscience of the King.

~ William Shakespeare

William Shakespeare Act 2 Hamlet Play Scene 2 Shakespeare Theater

Backstage was chaos distilled into a very small space.

~ William Alexander

William Alexander Chaos Theater Theatre

In any case, the goal is the same: to connect.

~ Nicolas Billon

Nicolas Billon Connection Life Theater Theatre Writing

people see so many movies that when they finally see one not so bad as the others, they think it's great. an Academy Award means that you don't stink quite as much as your cousin.

~ Charles Bukowski

Charles Bukowski Academy Award Academy Awards Film Movies Theater Theatre

I also realized that there were lots of unacknowledged theater forms going on all around. Our lives are filled with performances that have been so woven into our daily routine that the artificial and performative aspect has slipped into invisibility.

~ David Byrne

David Byrne Daily Life Performance Ritual Theater

Powerpoint presentations are a kind of theater, a kind of augmented stand-up. Too often it's a boring and tedious genre, and audiences are subjected to the bad as well as the good.

~ David Byrne

David Byrne Daily Life Everyday Life Performance Performing Powerpoint Theater

Did I tell you what happened at the play? We were at the back of the theatre, standing there in the dark, when all of a sudden I feel one of 'em tug at my sleeve, whispers, Trudy look! I said, Yeah, goosebumps. You definitely got goosebumps. You like the play that much? They said it wasn't the play that gave 'em goosebumps, it was the audience!I'd forgot to tell them to watch the play; they'd been watching the audience! Yeah, to see a group of people sitting together in the dark, laughing and crying at the same things...well that just knocked 'em out! They said, Trudy, the play was soup, the audience, art.So they're taking goosbumps back with 'em into space. Goosebumps! Quite a souvenir. I like to think of them out there in the dark, watching us. Sometimes we'll do something and they'll laugh. Sometimes we'll do something and they'll cry. And maybe, one day we'll do something so magnificent, the whole universe will get goosebumps.

~ Jane Wagner

Jane Wagner Aliens Goosebumps Lily Tomlin Play Theater Theatre

I have a lot of respect for the musical theater plays.

~ Christina Milian

Christina Milian Theater Musical Theater

The real theater of the sex war is the domestic hearth.

~ Germaine Greer

Germaine Greer Sex Real Theater

I'm interested in the theater because I'm interested in communication with audiences. Otherwise I would be in concert music.

~ Stephen Sondheim

Stephen Sondheim Music Theater Concert

I'm married to the theater but my mistress is the films.

~ Oskar Werner

Oskar Werner Theater Mistress Married

At age 12 or 13, I wanted to design for showgirls - for the theater!

~ Christian Louboutin

Christian Louboutin Age Theater Wanted
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