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THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the police sketch artist. This is one of the rare instances where two people can do one self-portrait.

~ Demetri Martin

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It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like “Flames!” or “Smoke maker!” or “Bad hot!

~ Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin Demetri Martin Humour This Is A Book

Like a lot of people, I’ve always enjoyed commenting on strangers’ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on people’s hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better.

~ Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin Demetri Martin Humour This Is A Book

REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.

~ Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin Demetri Martin Humour This Is A Book

Socrates became a trendsetter. Other philosophers, including Plato and Aristotle and Gus, quickly followed suit, dropping their last names too. And, for centuries after that there would be countless imitators including oltaire, Michelangelo, and, much later, Cher.

~ Demetri Martin

Demetri Martin Demetri Martin Humour This Is A Book
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