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I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.

~ The Harvard Lampoon

The Harvard Lampoon Harvard Lampoon Nightlight Paranormal Romance Twilight Parody Urban Fantasy

I don’t sell spells, and I don’t sell tricks. I don’t carry illusions or marked cards or weighted coins. I cannot sell you an endless purse or help you win the lottery. I can’t make that girl you’ve got your eye on fall in love with you, and I wouldn’t do it even if I could. I don’t have a psychic hotline to your dead relatives, I don’t know if you’re going to be successful in your career, and I don’t know when you’re going to get married. I can’t get you into Hogwarts or any other kind of magic school, and if you even mention those stupid sparkly vampires I will do something unpleasant to you.

~ Benedict Jacka

Benedict Jacka Harry Potter Related Mages Magic Twilight Parody Wizards

I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend. A real man is like the perfect vampire-boy and all the perfect guys in Twue Wuv.

~ Jess C. Scott

Jess C. Scott Addiction Anti Twilight Dark Humor Drugs Gluttony Heroin Literary Criticism Parody Pop Culture Shallow Shallowness Twilight Parody Twilight Pun
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