About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him -- which I assumed was wildly out of his control -- that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he has kissed me.

~ The Harvard Lampoon

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I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harnessed my feelings in moments like these by opening and closing my fists very rapidly.

~ The Harvard Lampoon

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I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.

~ The Harvard Lampoon

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Rebellion is all we'll be talking about. Love is revolution, a kind of coup d'état and cultural reprogramming in its own little way.

~ The Harvard Lampoon

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The next day was wonderful...and terrible. So, overall, I guess it was okay.

~ The Harvard Lampoon

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