Is the princess still in the fitting room?Oh no, darling. She appeared about half an hour ago. Poured herself a black coffee, and looked longingly at the cakes. That child is starving herself if you ask me. Now she's definitely too thin. European men do like a woman to have a little meat on her bones.And Prince Nicolas, have you seen him recently?I haven't seen him since lunch. I gather he and Antone went out to shoot. And I expect Max went with them. They're only happy when they're shooting something. Apart from sex of course. Mother! I gave her a warning frown. My mother glanced around at the other women, who were tucking into their tort with abandon. They won't understand. Their English is hopeless, darling. Besides, it is about time you are acquainted with the facts of life. I've hopelessly neglected my duty in that area. Men only have two thoughts in their heads. And those are killing or copulating.I'm sure there are plenty of men with finer feelings who are interested in art and culture.Yes, darling. Of course there are. They are called ferries. And they are quite adorable. So witty and fun to be with. But in my long and varied life I've found that the ones who are witty to be with are no use in bed. And vice versa.

~ Rhys Bowen

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Typical Pollution, they’re always living in the wrong place at the wrong time.

~ Rebecca Mcnutt

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If you're nice, decent, attractive, get good grades and are talented, no one wants to read about that...They want to read what's out-of-the-ordinary, the scandalous, the shocking and the tragic. They want a story; they want to be captivated and what's typical does not give them that...unless, of course, that person ends up a victim, commits a crime or loses their minds via a love affair.

~ Donna Lynn Hope

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Alex understood such discipline. He knew the rarity of it, and the cost. And on the rare occasions when he happened to touch her, he did wonder what else she might have been, if she had not been so determined to be typical.

~ Meredith Duran

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Boys. Drau or mortal, they were all the same.

~ Melissa De La Cruz

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I was a typical Valley teen, in smoggy Van Nuys.

~ Ed Begley

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