Wife Quotes

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

~ Geoffrey Chaucer

The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife.

~ Theodore Roosevelt

As women, we often think we have to be all things to all people, all at the same time. As a wife, mother, actress and businesswoman, I definitely feel the pressure to perform well in all areas.

~ Niecy Nash

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

~ E. Joseph Cossman

A good husband makes a good wife.

~ John Florio

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

~ Michel De Montaigne

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

~ Socrates

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

~ Godfrey Winn

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.

~ Barry Goldwater

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

~ Henny Youngman

I love my wife, she deserves anything and everything.

~ Aaron Spelling

After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don't agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want!

~ Jacques Pepin

For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!'

~ Bill Hader

I have an amazing wife and three daughters that always keep me motivated.

~ Jose Andres

I'm not terribly well read. My wife forces books into my hands and insists I read them, which I'm grateful to her for. She made me read 'War and Peace.' The whole thing. It was amazing, but I had to hide it. You can't walk round reading 'War and Peace' - it's like you're in a comedy sketch and you think you're smart.

~ Peter Capaldi

I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife.

~ Nicole Polizzi

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.

~ Sean Connery

I'm a human just like anyone else. We all have our problems that we deal with on and off the field. I'm thankful to have a beautiful wife and child that can help ease those problems when you come home.

~ Torrey Smith

Al is, and always has been, the person who has been the candidate - the elected official. And he is the one who makes policy. As his wife, I have the wonderful opportunity to advocate for causes that I am passionate about, and I'm thankful for that.

~ Tipper Gore

I'm a man of faith. I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.

~ Lech Walesa

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

~ Mike Ditka

I mean, Emily Harris was his wife. And she seemed to resent his leadership, but on the other hand, she felt like a good soldier, that he had to be the leader.

~ Patty Hearst

My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I don't pay attention to her. She's a vegetarian, and it drives me crazy.

~ Alan King

I do lead a careful diet, I don't overeat, I have fruit and vegetables every day and I drink a lot of water. And my darling wife keeps me so young it is ridiculous. Being with her is an inspiration as well.

~ Bruce Forsyth

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.

~ Anton Chekhov

People think I have courage. The courage in my family are my wife Pam, my three daughters, here, Nicole, Jamie, LeeAnn, my mom, who's right here too.

~ Jim Valvano

That was the fun of acting, being a blank canvas you could transform into the character - Indian princess, 20s vamp, Mother Courage, Oxford don, 94-year-old wife.

~ Diana Quick

The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.

~ Cyril Connolly

I believe in the vows that I took with my wife. Through sickness, in health, for richer or poorer.

~ Michael Schiavo

I only travel to good material, a good director and a good company. I won't work in another country for a year any longer, because I have a lovely wife and I adore her and I can't bear to be away from her.

~ Jim Dale

Yes, I travel in unusual circles. George Osborne and his wife Frances are my cousins.

~ Daryl Hall

I didn't have any expectations of what my family life would end up being like. But I've been very blessed in my life to have a wife who loves me and supports me and is able to be in my band and travel with me.

~ Josh Turner

For years, I had a top secret clearance and never left Russia. Just once did I go to Bulgaria with my wife for a holiday at the Golden Sands resort, but I could not mention my real name. I was allowed to travel abroad only in the early 1990s.

~ Mikhail Kalashnikov

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels.

~ Eric Roberts

Okay, so, sometimes in life, I can be a score-keeper - someone who keeps track of what he gives and what he gets in return. An annoying quality, to say the least, and I'm sure my wife has your sympathy, but it's made me highly attuned to when and where credit is due.

~ Mark Feuerstein

Early on, when my wife and I were dating, we went to the grocery store, and I told her that sometimes I just buy birthday cakes, and I eat them. And she said: 'Really? I do, too.'

~ Tom Cotton

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

~ Larry David

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

~ Erma Bombeck

I think there's something about the homemade birthday cake, because my wife, on my daughter's first birthday, started the tradition where she takes a full cake and cuts the number birthday out of it.

~ Willie Geist

I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.

~ Cathy Guisewite