“ The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down. ”
I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.
~ A. Whitney Brown
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
