I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.

~ A. Whitney Brown

A. Whitney Brown Humor Religion

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

~ A. Whitney Brown

A. Whitney Brown Comedian Failure Humor Laughter

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

~ A. Whitney Brown

A. Whitney Brown Love I Am Hate

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.

~ A. Whitney Brown

A. Whitney Brown Past Down Someone

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

~ A. Whitney Brown

A. Whitney Brown I Am Forest Petrified