“ My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett. ”
Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
~ Al Franken
Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written Today I will masterbate--if I want to!
When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.
You're not supposed to have to be rich or lucky to have a chance to do great things. Opportunity is supposed to be for everyone. And that's why I'm a Democrat.
