“ Books might be your passion but you can’t fuck a paperback. ”
...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.
~ Alexandra Potter
Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.
Too many people miss out on real love because they're too busy waiting for the ONE to show up
Being single isn't a terminal disease.Try telling that to my mother.
