“ Riding a Dragon is amazing, exhilarating, and murder on the thighs. ”
When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.
~ Bryan Fields
Fireball doesn’t need a search warrant.
I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.
The difference between the quest for the Holy Grail and someone saying ‘bring me a cup’ is the flavor text and the number of stops involved.
