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“ Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
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If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.


~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.


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Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.


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I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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