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“ She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.  ”

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If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder. 

~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. 

~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god. 

~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.

~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo