“ I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand? ”
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
~ Dark Jar Tin Zoo
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
