“ Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass ”
You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.
~ Daven Anderson
When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.
Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart
How come they get to be gray-haired and still in love with each other, while Lilly tears out what's left of my heart and dumps it into her Jill-The-Ripper shredder?
