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“ Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table. ”

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Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

~ David Sedaris

Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

~ David Sedaris

Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

~ David Sedaris

We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

~ David Sedaris