“ The guilt applies only to those things that are being given away for free. ”
Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.
~ David Sedaris
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.
Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
