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“ I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple. ”

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Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

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Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.

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Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

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We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

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