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“ No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors? ”

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You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it.This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.

~ Eoin Colfer

Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.

~ Eoin Colfer

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

~ Eoin Colfer

If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.

~ Eoin Colfer