“ If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. ”
When your mother asks, Do you want a piece of advice? it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
~ Erma Bombeck
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
Housework can kill you if done right.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
