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“ The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. ”

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When your mother asks, Do you want a piece of advice? it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

~ Erma Bombeck

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

~ Erma Bombeck

Housework can kill you if done right.

~ Erma Bombeck

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

~ Erma Bombeck