“ [Truman] didn’t want to fight the guy, whatever he was—alien, vampyr or douchebag. ”
If there's one thing I know about women, it's that they have vaginas.
~ J. Richard Singleton
You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape.
No man wants his daughter to be the kind of girl whom he liked in high school.
I try not to let other people's problems problem me.
