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“ I think guns are just a symbolic substitute for male genitalia, and I’m okay in that respect.” “Fine. If they get in the house, you can whack them with your genitals. ”

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One of the greatest journeys in life is overcoming insecurity and learning to truly not give a shit.

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We don't know the Devil's side of the story, because God wrote all the books.

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Sorry to hear about your Dad.He shrugged. He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.Heart attack?He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.

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Fate is a future you didn't try hard enough ti change. If you want things to go your way, being smart and being strong are helpful, but you still have to work your ass off.

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