Jacob M. Appel said this quote

“ If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises.... ”

Famous Quotes of Jacob M. Appel

Famous quotes of Jacob M. Appel from the classy quote

See all

This is how most stories end in the hospital. Not with crash carts and sirens and electric shocks to the chest, but with an empty room, a crisp white bed, silence.

~ Jacob M. Appel

Marriage is like a series of opposing reflections, inverse images getting ever smaller like nesting dolls, each one of your trying to squeeze yourself smaller to fit inside the hopes of the other, until one of you cracks or stops existing.

~ Jacob M. Appel

Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

~ Jacob M. Appel

I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing....

~ Jacob M. Appel