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“ You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' ”

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Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

~ Jerry Seinfeld

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

~ Jerry Seinfeld

I don't understand women at all. Like how a women can pour boiling hot wax onto their upper thigh, then rip the hair out by the root... and still be afraid of a spider.

~ Jerry Seinfeld

Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success.

~ Jerry Seinfeld